![]() ![]() It blows my mind that Elizabeth Banks assembled such a talented group of actors for what is effectively a middle of the road B-movie. Throwing more bodies into the mix, the script also includes a lovesick sheriff (Isiah Whitlock Jr.), an indignant park ranger (esteemed character actress Margo Martindale), and a fearsome drug lord (the late, great Ray Liotta in one of his final roles). ![]() Now, a determined mother (Keri Russell), two drug dealers (Alden Ehrenreich and O’Shea Jackson Jr.), and a pair of precocious kids (Christian Convery and Brooklynn Prince) must find a way to survive the omnivore’s coke-fueled uproar. This proves to be quite a problem for our cast of disparate oddballs, for they all find themselves trespassing on the bear’s territory. The film’s titular bear does not overdose, but instead goes on a viscera-soaked rampage. However, Cocaine Bear offers a much more…bombastic interpretation of these events. A 175 pound black bear discovered and consumed a significant portion of this cocaine, suffering a fatal overdose shortly there after. Thornton has just dropped multiple packages of cocaine over the mountains of Tennessee from a plane. Narcotics officer-turned-drug-smuggler Andrew C. So what can I, the not-so-professional film critic that I am, do to sway or deter you from watching a black bear do cocaine? Does a combination of words exist to provide anything of value in regards to Cocaine Bear ? Maybe not, but with God as my witness, I’m at least going to try to find them. Featuring a surprisingly stacked cast and a trailer that just screams “this will rot your brain in the best way possible,” Cocaine Bear is a cinematic breeding ground for memes and clickbait. Elizabeth Banks’ Cocaine Bear has been a Gen-Z hyperfixation since the name first hit the internet. Is a review of this movie even necessary? Chances are, you’ve already read the title and decided whether or not this cinematic venture is worth the price of admission. Screengrab from the “Cocaine Bear” official trailer.
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